Weekend Round-Up – Birthday Balloons and John Carter Review
This weekend is a special one in FRC Towers, filled with Birthdays and a surprising cinema visit.
Today is Monday. Monday 5th March. This is a day that is special to us here at FRC Towers. It is the Birthday of our youngest, Pearl. She is five today. And boy is she excited.
She is a poppet, last night she could hardly sleep and every time you mentioned her birthday you could see her winding up inside and doing a little dance. I wish I could be as excited at the prospect of being a year older now. Unfortunately I am staring down the barrel of the big 40 (not until 2013 but I can feel it creeping towards me). So I have decided to live my life through the girls. I am going to try and use their excitement to get me through the day.
I did mange to get one film in this weekend. I got hold of some preview tickets for John Carter. I wanted to take the whole family but in the end I just went with Daisy, as it has a 12A rating and I thought it was going to be a bit scary for Pearl, even though she is 5 now! LOL
Now as you all know I have been lucky enough to do quite a few screenings / previews / events and press screenings. But I have never been through security like I did yesterday getting into this preview. We had 4 bouncers 2 inside the the theatre watching us watching the film and two on the door. We had to give in our phones and any other cameras. I was in total shock. Not only did I have nothing to do in the 30 mins waiting for the film to start, but surely filming a 3D film is pretty pointless? Wouldn’t the 3D make it impossible for a pirate to, well, pirate?
Anyway after a long wait the film started and I hate to say it…. but…. Dezzy was right. It was pretty damn cool! I was in shock, again!
Here is my review…
JOHN CARTER
Long before the addition of comic book heroes to pop culture, adventure novelists ruled supreme in bringing lion-hearted protagonists to life. One of these writers was Edgar Rice Burroughs, who is best known for his set of 11 books from the BARSOOM series. These told the tales of John Carter, an earth man who turned hero in his adventures on Mars.
JOHN CARTER, the movie is based heavily on the first of the series, ‘The Princess of Mars’ . It is an origin story and I am going to go out on a limb here and say we have got the beginnings of a great series of films.
Taylor Kitsch stars in the titular role, John Carter. He is a an ex-civil war veteran and his search for a fabled CAVE OF GOLD leads him to a mysterious transportation to Mars. The change in atmosphere give him super human strength and agility. Unknowingly John Carter has escaped one civil war only to be transported to another, where many races and species are all fighting for the right to rule over Barsoom (the native name for Mars).
There are the THARKS – six limbed, green-skinned giants, HOLY THERNS – bald ‘watchers’ of the galaxy, and then there are two factions of humanoids who are in an intense war, the centre of which is Princess Dejah Thoris who is being forced to marry the opposing leader to stop her beloved city of Helium from being annihilated.
Are you keeping up? No? Well do not worry, I was feeling very much the same in the first 30 minutes, and Daisy, who is 7 was equally lost. There are so many big characters all trying to gain a piece of the lime light that it did start to become a bit much. But by the end of the 132 minute running time (which didn’t feel THAT long when in the theatre) it all comes out in the wash!
This is mainly thanks to the brilliant direction of Andrew Stanton, he is an absolute wizard. With a proven track record for adventure from his Pixar days and an excellent ability to inject humour and character development into the mix at just the right time to keep your interest piqued.
This maybe Stanton’s first venture into directing live action, but with Finding Nemo and Wall-E under his belt he is not a novice by any means in maintaining the balance between old school action and new school blockbuster techniques. It was like a mega mix of the best bits from Avatar, Star Wars and Flash Gordon.
Another good reason for the film’s success has to fall at the feet of the decision to cast Taylor Kitsch as John Carter. He looks like he has been bred to play an action hero, looking like the love child of Jason Momoa and Jared Leto. Kitsch plays the role pitch perfect with the right amount of mystery and heart. I just hope that BATTLESHIPS released later this year doesn’t put a dampener on this guys career.
John Carter is a fun blockbuster coming out long before the blockbuster season. It is full of beautifully crafted action set pieces and epic battle scenes that will leave your jaw wide open.
I am firmly eating humble pie over here, as I have been very anti this $250 million budget thinking it looks awful in the trailer. I stand corrected, it is a great film to see in the cinema, even better in a IMAX!
JOHN CARTER IS RELEASE IN THE UK ON 9TH MARCH 2012
About The Author – Scott Lawlor
Chief Editor of FRC. A self confessed geek with an unhealthy thirst for all things Home Cinema. Whether it is the latest Action film or Subwoofer.
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Yay! I’m so glad to read a positive review about John Carter. I re-read Princess of Mars this weekend just to prepare for the release. Can’t wait to see what it made of it. Burroughs had some crazy imagination, that’s for sure.
I was as surprised as you Jessica… I really enjoyed it LOL
Interesting; all the other reviews I’ve read have hated it. The trailer looked fairly meh to me, kind of like a Conan in space, but it did look like it should be quite a spectacle. I will probably check it out when I have time.
I agree, it did look very MEH, but the proof is in the pudding and I really loved it… maybe more than I should admit!
Happy birthday Pearl!
Wow…FIVE years old! I think my favourite films when I was five were The Wizard of Oz and the Don Bluth film An American Tail. Not sure if I’d seen Star Wars at this point.
John Carter looks like the sort of film that would be visually awesome and would show off 3D in all its glory. But $250 million – REALLY!? – no film should cost that much unless your name is James Cameron and you can’t help yourself.
Thanks Dan.
I know that is a shocking amount. Imagine the amount of people they could feed in starving countries with that cash!
Happy birthday Pearl! Five is quite the milestone. I bet you feel really old Scott
John Carter doesn’t appeal to me at all. It looks like that 10,000 BC thing. That didn’t appeal to me either. The credibility of these things rests on the effects and once you’ve seen one scary CG monster, you’ve seen em all.
Thanks Ronan…
I felt very much the same as you. And to be honest if I didn’t have a fREE screening I probably have waited for DVD/BD… Shows what I know huh?
I caught John carter on saturday and definitely agree with the 4/5 rating,I really enjoyed it. Got to go against all the hate for the film, just go have fun with it. I’d even see it again if the opportunity comes along
I am very happy you agree with the rating matey!!
IMAX? I might well do it this weekend
Awww, Scottie, I wanna give you a smooch for giving thumbs up and eating the humble pie for my film of the year, JOHN CARTER
And happy Birthday to Pearlita signorita
Thanks Dezzy, I knew you would like this review… Pearlitia is a great name!!
First of all, happy birthday to your sweet Pearl, I hope she had a great time!
Second of all, “looking like the love child of Jason Momoa and Jared Leto” was hilarious and you are right to describe him that way
Third of all, I keep hearing mixed reviews about this one, I am not sure if I should see it, but your review inclined the balance into doing it!
Great post!
Great write up Scott, I also really enjoyed John Carter and want to put it out there that FRC are completely behind the film! It was great to see a new sci-fi film that could potentially become a series but is a fantastic origins story in its own right. I may have been slightly more reserved with the star rating but can’t deny that it is definitely worth catching on the big screen.
I almost forgot, Happy Birthday Pearl!!
Thanks Tom. Yeah I just went for it on the STAR rating huh? LOLzzz
What kind of cake did she get?!?!
CHOCOLATE!!!! (Is there any other type?)
Glad to see a good writeup for John Carter. Happy birthday Pearl.
Thanks Max, you are very kind
Happy Birthday to little Pearl! She won’t be little for much longer though.
I think I’ve mostly seen very positive reviews about John Carter. Seems everyone was expecting the worst and have been pleasantly surprised.
I think that is probably why I enjoyed it so much. As I thought it was going to be awful
Happy birthday to Pearl
And i think i may try to watch John Carter when i can now that it seems the movie is decent
It seems to have surprised everyone… all except Dezzy!! HAHA
Nice review, Scott. I have heard a lot of rumblings about this being a major bust, so it’s good to see some positive words about it. I don’t think I will be seeing it in the theater, but I may give it a rental someday.
Cool Eric! I am glad you enjoyed the write up
Wow I’m as shocked as you are. I thought this looked just a bit on the crappy side of things from the trailer but you’re the third person I’ve heard who liked/loved it. Happy birthday to young Pearl, hope she had a great day and knows how lucky she is to have such a cool name! She also shares the same birthday as my blog! Pretty freaky, though she’s a lot older and probably far more mature!
Thanks matey!! I am still scratching my head about the whole thing if I am honest!!
Thanks for the Birthday wishes. You blog has a Good birthday in my eyes
Happy b-day to your little girl Scott! They grow up fast don’t they? I don’t have kids but I have a niece and nephew and they’re big now, ages 7 and 8.
Glad you like John Carter, I may rent it when it’s out on BD. I think the film is coming out a decade too late, had this film came out in say late 90s or early 2000s, it would’ve been a big hit. I know that a lot of other films took some elements from the John Carter novels and that’s the problem, we’ve seen it all before, the big CGI monsters and huge battles with alien creatures.
It is going to make a great DEMO disk Ted. I can see it being a good one to show off for sure!
Thanks for the kind words
Um, not to nitpick, but while Burroughs is somewhat known for the Barsoom/John Carter series, he’s a tad more well known for another character he created, some guy named Tarzan.
Hey Tom!!
Thanks for the comment. You are, of course correct!!
So Pearl turns five on the fifth, awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear Pearl!
WOW, a glowing review on John Carter! Truthfully I was VERY skeptical about this one though my hubby actually is more hopeful about it, so I guess he’s right eh? Still can’t believe this movie cost $250 million, my goodness!! Seems like a waste of money, I doubt they can recoup it or even make a decent profit but who knows?
I think if we look at a long enough time line Ruth they will get the money back, cinema, blu ray, dvd, download then network TV deals along with merchandising should see them through… let us not have a sleepless night about it… hahaha
Thanks matey for the kind words
Happy Birthday, Pearl!
Continue to bug your Daddy about wanting a Pony!
HAHAH SHHHHHH Naughty JD
Happy birthday to your little girl Scott! Seems like John Carter is getting pretty positive reviews so far. I’m surprised that you went to see this after all your negative comments about the clips and previews the past few weeks ahah
HAHA I only went as it was a free preview Castor, I wasn’t going to pay for it… turns out I was wrong all along!
Woah, I thought the movie is going to suck, surprised so many people liked it, the trailer was just so very bad. Happy Birthday to Pearl!
BTW the new look of the site is just FANTASTIC!
Thanks Sati, we have all been shocked by it I think.
Thanks for commenting on our new look … It has been painful
Oh, I know, whenever I try to figure out how to do anything in html on my blog I spend hours on it. I don’t think I could ever pull off something like you guys have going here, it’s really impressive and clearly a lot of work went in it.
Happy birthday, Pearl! I hope you all had a fantastic day
I wasn’t that struck by what we saw of John Carter at BIG SCREEN but I may give it a go, especially if he looks like the love child of Jason Momoa and Jared Leto
HAHA That is a good combination of fathers huh?
We all are very naughty judging a book by it’s cover!
Congrats on Pearl’s birthday Scott, hope she had a good one. As for JOHN CARTER, thanks but no thank you. I try incredibly hard to maintain an interest in mainstream cinema, but I doubt I’ll enjoy this. Glad you did though!
Thanks Tyler… If you went to see this I would probably faint….. But stranger things have happened
Happy Birthday to your Pearl! I love bdays! yay!
So glad that you enjoyed John Carter! I can’t wait to check it out myself.
Love the new look on the site. was surprised when I came over to the page and noticed it right away!
Thanks T.
I am happy you like the new theme too. I know you feel the pain of the switch… NEVER AGAIN!
Trying out new theme eh matey? But now our gravatar appears twice in the comments
All sorted now!! Plug in overload!
A belated happy birthday to Pearl (cool name, by the way!) I remember when I was 5…jeez, now I’m starting to feel old, and I’m only 16!
Glad to hear that John Carter is quite alright. It looks interesting, but I’ll only catch it on DVD, because I’m so cheap
HAHA Thanks Stevee, to make you feel old is a gift! I am getting close to the big four oh.
Belated congratulations with your little girl! And also with the new design!
This looks like an enjoyable movie which I’ll probably will check out in the cinema. Read somewhere that Tom Cruise was supposed to star in this….
Thanks Nostra!! Tom Cruise? ooooh that would have been very bad indeed
Really surprised to see a positive review of the film. A friend of mine really wants to go see it this weekend so I’m probably going to join. Stay tuned for my take on it soon.
Good review and Happy Birthday to Pearl from a complete stranger…haha
Niels
OOh contrasting opinions on this one.
However, I am glad that you liked it. Personally, I still am not so sure that I would be able to sit through over two hours of it.
E.r. Burroughs is best known for tarzan…
I can’t believe how wrong you are, Lawlor! =P